Fact.

Used at the end of a statement to emphasize a particularly strong feeling, or opinion.

Erik is gorgeous...Fact.

by karma19 September 24, 2009

Facesturbating

The act of facebook raping yourself, to make it seem like you have friends who play tricks on you, but you don't really.

P - Hey look at Joe Bloggs' status, it says "Joe is really gay", he's definitely just been fraped!
M - Nah, Joe Bloggs doesn't have any friends, he's definitely just facesturbating.

by Dreadiroth October 7, 2010

true fact

True fact, as opposed to those trixy false facts.

I laughed at Dick Cheney when he was making fun of what Kerry said....and then Dick said "It's a true fact!"

More people should make fun of Dick.

by .O.:. March 20, 2004

factshit

The opposite of bullshit.

When you are sure about your stance and the validity of your argument and your opposition resorts to crass curses, such as calling you or your ideas bullshit, return in kind.

"Johnny that plan is bullshit it'll never work"
"No, fuck you. It's factshit."

by Antagonist November 20, 2007

Fart Fact 10

This is a fact, not wishful thinking. If you’re a woman, a fart can really take you by surprise. One woman took to Social Media to ponder something strange that happened to her when she farted. She asked the question "Do you ever fart and the fart goes past your vagina and your labia moves?" She had hundreds of responses from women who had experienced this phenomenon which, apparently, is called a vart.

“Kim’s just let go a vart.”
“How do you know?”
“Her snatch wobbled, Fart Fact 10.”

by AKACroatalin October 30, 2019

Faceslasha

A gay dude that doesn't have any common sense like a monkey he's also spoonfed methods

Yooooo is that faceslasha? yeah the gay faggot

by AGRAGAGAGAGAG February 3, 2020

Widely Believed Fact

An oxymoron that described a piece of information, theory or idea that despite being repeated frequently, quoted in the media, and known to practically everyone you ask in the street, is still false or misleading. Often used to describe theories in popular science that may have little or no valid evidence to back them up ( A fact that has not been proved is like a virgin who has intercourse, so the phrase is contradictory.)

From the quote by Professor Hubert Farnsworth ( Character in Futurama ) describing an old wives tale

Immunizations cause autism - It's a widely believed fact!

by D F Stuckey October 31, 2008