greek exit

To leave before paying your share of the bill

At the bar took the greek exit leaving his friends to pick up his tab.

by billthecat November 3, 2011

excited dump

A bowl movement that comes upon abruptly after getting good news. Most commonly happens with dogs and people.

Guy 1. Dude your dog just crapped on my carpet!
Guy 2. Relax it was just an excited dump it won't happen again.

by Dicegame October 13, 2006

Facebook excitement

The excitement you get when you creep someone one facebook and see them in real life without personally knowing them.
Usually doesn't go nice and smoothly as you planned

Creep: OMG ARE YOU MARK ZUCKERBERG???
Mark: Umm no who are you?
Creep: sorry, facebook excitement

by Krizzly420 October 3, 2011

Get your excitedness out

Is used when someone wants someone else to get excited about something and has absolutely nothing to do with one's genitals.

Girl #1: Yay! We're seeing Fall Out Boy.
Girl #2: But they're awful !
Girl #1: Get your excitedness out !

by kierstenvelope October 20, 2008

The Fire Exit

When you have anal sex with someone whilst you have an std. The moment their asshole starts to burn due to the std you pull out and run away

I gave gavin the fire exit last night, I dont think he's happy

by Biggerjigga69 May 9, 2021

Excise

The word when you fuck up excuse.

Hey Tosh and Chris whats your excise.

by qwertyuaiaia November 1, 2014

Irishman's Exit

To leave unexpectedly and candidly; To suddenly exit the premises with no warning or notification; typically while extremely intoxicated, so much that one cannot usually communicate the fact that one is deciding to leave.

"What happened to Fitzy last night?"
"Oh... He pulled the worst Irishman's exit I've ever seen. I was talking to him one minute, the next minute he's gone."

"Did Sully drive us home last night?"
"No. I have no idea where Sully went last night"
--Sully pulled an Irishman's Exit and called a cab by himself to an alternate bar, not remembering any of it.--

by Brian Peters December 23, 2007