Ethan is a cock sucking motherfucker that always misses the hole and dislocates his dick.
Ethan is hot but has the dick of a and and mind is horny as fuck and is always thinking about fucking his teacher.
Ethan is hot but has the dick of a and and mind is horny as fuck and is always thinking about fucking his teacher.
Ethan is a fucking cock up
by Lil cock sucker November 5, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. A person who might look like he doesn't care about anything but deep inside he is sweet and caring
He has a way to make you laugh even if you're down and you can be yourself when you're around him like when you're goofy his gonna do it as well xD...
He's a good friend and you could trust him
He is who he is and I won't change a thing about him
He has a way to make you laugh even if you're down and you can be yourself when you're around him like when you're goofy his gonna do it as well xD...
He's a good friend and you could trust him
He is who he is and I won't change a thing about him
by Justsomeoneyoudontknowoutthere January 9, 2017
Get the Ethanmug. 
He literally has the biggest dick ever. Jk, it is ok and will get the job done. jk again it's humungous and will make your insides into a beef stew life at your grandmothers house in kentucky. Some may say it looks like a pumpkin but I say it is perfectly normal and beautiful. His personality is pretty good but it could be better. Jk, he is a God and will take your body to his wonderland. He also goes by the name daddy, and tyrone if you want. Also one last thing. All Ethan's and I mean every single one of them deserves at least 3 blowjobs a week by you. And yes that means every girl in the world. Have a good day and if ur a girl go suck his dick right now. :)
Girl 1: Have you sucked Ethan's dick today?
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: Where's my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: Coming tyrone
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: Where's my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: Coming tyrone
by 726386272 January 18, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. Can be one of the most irritating people on the Earth, but you still care for him nonetheless. He is more innocent than he lets on and a really funny. He is a great imitator and kind of has a big mouth. He acts so immature a lot but you can't help looking at him like a younger brother something relevant to that. It is almost impossible to get in a relationship with him, not because you don't want to, but because he doesn't. He rarely likes anyone and most likely get into 4-5 relationships out of the course of his life. He is pretty shy at one moment but the hella cocky another, so beware of his mood changes. He's pretty athletic and LOVES to tease his friends about anything and everything.
Person 1: Why is Ethan so annoying?
Person 2: IDK, but hey, once you get to know him, he isn't that bad.
Person 2: IDK, but hey, once you get to know him, he isn't that bad.
by smeldey June 2, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. "Damn bro did you see Ethan the other day?"
"Yeah he was definitely flogging his dolphin at Feli's wedgie."
"Yeah he was definitely flogging his dolphin at Feli's wedgie."
by sukuranus July 6, 2014
Get the Ethanmug. by nbkhjgcfgxtrbgcydyrgf November 15, 2016
Get the Ethanmug.