Heat Erection

When you are so over-sexually-stimulated that you feel as though you have to have diarrhea

I have a heat erection for Sarah

by BladezRLyfe December 14, 2018

Peneail erectis

When your penis gets so erect it shoots away from your body like a bullet

Did you hear billy had a peneail erectis after smashing with Sarah

by Jaun Marston January 6, 2019

Facial Erection

The look on the face of the person that is too excited to see you. Obviously and prematurely turned on, very creepy. Opposite of poker face.

Stanley--Man, the women here are so anti-social. All I said was hi, you look hot, and she fled.
Melvin--Dude, turn it down a notch. Look at yourself. Your facial erection creeped her out bad so she's hiding behind her friends. Now get away from me before you kill my scene, too.

by The Original Tankboy January 1, 2020

Jamie's Erection

Where a erection only becomes 7 atoms big.

Yo, Jamie came up to me showed me Jamie's Erection . Pretty Big for him.

by Tughub June 25, 2017

Penis face Erection head

A stupid person. Sometimes used for the laughs. Or a nickname for a dumb person who doesn't have a brain.

What about it, Penis face Erection head?

by Your mum is gay lol October 14, 2022

erection

1: A man doing something wrong.
2: The precursor to females getting something she doesn't deserve.
3: According to modern feminism, a synonym for impending rape, which is also a synonym for consensual sex, including sex which has been initiated and asked for by a women.
4: The source of weakness in men.
5: The one thing every women wants to see banned, burned and bashed.

6: An hourly occurrence for me at work.

Gloria-"That dirty bastard had an erection with you! On yoru honeymoon? Girl let me tell you, he raped you, he used hsi erection on you."

Frank-"I know, I know I'm stupid and I should have just thrown her off the building for saying that, but I had an erection."

Sheila and Tamra-"If we could only cure the common erection, the world would be perfect."

Angelina-"My husband claims he loves me, but then he gets an erection."

by Dry Rubber Chicken July 22, 2010

oppression-erection

The arousal, physical AND/OR mental, that a male feels when exerting privilege and oppressing a female.

"I opened a door the other day for a woman. With my OPPRESSION-ERECTION!"

"That 'heterosexuality is stockholm syndrome' meme gave me such an oppression-erection."

by Robocopiii May 24, 2014