the biggest penny-picker of them all, if there was a penny on the floor, elijah would be there to get it. no matter the ammount. he is strickly a kosher only boy who despises anything non jewish, including his little twists and his cap
- A.H 'God damn i hate these elijahs'
- A.H 'God damn i hate these elijahs'
by kribbington August 22, 2023
Get the Elijahmug. Elijah is one of the most sweetest guys you’ll ever meet. He’s caring and always puts your needs before his. While he might be sensitive he just cares a lot about you and wants the best for you and will do anything to accomplish it. He’ll stick with you no matter what happens and is the most honest person you’ll meet. He’s very affectionate and touchy but it’s so cute<3 Elijah will always love you no matter what and will love every single thing about you even your insecurities. He’s the guy every person wants so keep him close :)
by Playgirl.redd November 24, 2021
Get the Elijahmug. The opposite of bye felicia. When you feel obligated to say hello to the annoying bloke at work no one really likes, but feel you have to try to be nice to anyway.
Friend 1: Oh god, here comes you known who. Friend 2: Ugh! He's so annoying.
Annoying guy: Hey guys!
Friends: Hi Elijah!
Now confused annoying guy: What?
(Friends snicker)
Annoying guy: Hey guys!
Friends: Hi Elijah!
Now confused annoying guy: What?
(Friends snicker)
by Betty Noir May 25, 2018
Get the hi elijahmug. he will give you all the attention you want but in a very sexual way. he is extremely jealous and he wont let any guy go anywhere near you in any way, but when it comes to him, he can do anything he wants. first meeting him felt amazing, you ignored every single red flag . you guys would facetime every day to the point where he was the source of your happiness. but to him, you where just something for when he was bored or horny. he will beg you over and over to do sexual things until you give in. he will gaslight the absolute shit out of you and make YOU FEEL BAD FOR SOMETHING HE DID and say some shit like " no, I'm actually mad you think i am that type of person". he will make you feel like shit for knowing anything that he didn't want you to know. when he realizes begging for sex wont work anymore, he leaves. he will absolutely shatter your fucking soul and just forget all about you and go on with his life , and will never think about you again. oh you will think of him everyday, little things will remind you of him, you'll cry a bunch of time and wonder what you did wrong. then you realize how bad his intentions where, how disgusting he was for touching you. but from this day and on, you will never forget the despicable hands that touched every part of your body, but most of all you'll never forget the way he looked at you. now that he's gone you don't know how to feel, you don't know if you hate him, or if you still love him. and its fucking killing you.
elijah will mislead you and hurt you to the point where you don't even wanna live anymore.
elijah was my first love, and i will never forget him.
elijah was my first love, and i will never forget him.
by y8bburiew isegar May 17, 2022
Get the elijahmug. Elijah's are in unison and are secretly a hive mind made up of members hiding in the shadows called the Super Elijah Council of Secrets Aka S.E.C.S(sex)
The Elijah's are organizing an event
by THETRUE1ELIJAH November 19, 2022
Get the Elijah'smug. Elijah is probably the most sweetest, cute, beautiful and charming guy you’ll ever meet in your whole entire lifetime. He’s really passionate about baseball, always is here for you even when you ramble about strawberries or how your parents immigrated and loves to talk about a future with you. He’s the most perfect person you’ll ever meet, He’ll listen when you need to talk about something and give you advice, find the positive in things, and cheers you up. He has the prettiest eyes ever and his hair ESPECIALLY with a new haircut looks really really nice. It kind of outlines his beautiful face and suits him really well. He’s truly flawless.
“Elijah is so beautiful.”
by alanosmom November 23, 2021
Get the Elijahmug. Elijah Samuel Tongco's are usually extremely hot, looking like a 6 foot black bodybuilder. Sometimes in his asian form, he can solve the hardest mathematical equations with only his yoyo. This man is the definition of perfect. Anyone who walks by will immediately stop and gaze at his beautiful assets. As a master of the martial art of rizz, he has claimed at least 4 women. He enjoys kpop and pulls TWICE members like he's pulling your mother.
by AnonymousDuck3969 March 21, 2023
Get the Elijah Samuel Tongcomug.