Eathan

Type of guy to say ok, nice, cool, uh-huh, etc. after typing a longass essay about anything

You: Omg guys this is why Linus favorite song essay

Eathan: ok

by hifsdf54654654 May 5, 2020

Ethan Moment

A moment of stupidity so incomprehensible by the average human, that it can only be classified as an “Ethan Moment”

Person 1: “The earth is a bowl, and China, and Canada are at the bottom, therefore, easier to access space”
Person 2: “Bro you’re so retarded, you just had an Ethan moment

by Daftcunt23 July 28, 2019

Ethan

One who does not wear a shirt.

Someone who needs to be constantly reminded to wear a shirt.

I was so Braded last night I got Arieled by an Ethan who then Jaked me.

by TonyDungy January 18, 2011

Eeshan

The smartest and most nerdiest person in the world. Most people who are Eeshans are big nerds and love solving puzzles, especially Rubik's Cubes. If you want to be an Eeshan, you better be smart and a big nerd. You better get good grades and always do your homework in class when it is assigned. Being an Eeshan is really stressful and may lead to one not having a social life.

Oh my gosh! Is that a wild Eeshan I see right there? No way!!!
Have you seen him? He has become an Eeshan. We've got to do something.

by therealalberteinsteinthefirst September 26, 2018

Ethan

A dude you should never let go of. Someone who will motivate you to be your best. Although he has an eager side to him, which could be good or bad, he's always has that goody-two-shoes side in him. His traits include: intelligent, handsome, charming, cute, HOT, musically talented, dorky, romantic, stubborn, and will always be a mama's boy. Never let a guy like him go; he will always be there to support you. Once he's out of your life, you'll feel as if you'll never live the same ever again.

"You dated Ethan?!"
"Yup. I still wish I was. He's great."

by Athena's photosynthesis thing March 13, 2016

erthang

1) You say 'erthang' when you think you are gangsta, cuz 'everything' is just too perfect english for you. Also known as talking like a douche.

2) A simple mistake foreigners say when they are trying to pretend they speak english.

"Gurl you're my erthang."

"Sorry, I don't speak douche."

by hyperfreak October 16, 2009

ethan taylor

The guy all girls like, but no one ever dates him because he is to much like a fairy tail.

"Is that Ethan Taylor? Or am I dreaming again?"

by ETay520 January 14, 2017