Edward Cullen

1. FICTIONAL character that ever girl just reaching the age of puberty fantasizes about.

2. often claimed to be the "perfect man" but let's face it, in real like he would be GAY! guys aren't that sensitive... seriously girls.

Edward Cullen.

by alto2srock April 15, 2009

Elmar

A big Nibba who eats kids and kicks cats also a thot

Shit you are a fucking Elmar

by Martyna Lukawska December 11, 2018

Edwardobessionitis

The obession with the character Edward that attacks younger women and teenaged girls following the reading or viewing of the book/movie "Twilight."

Ned: "Kate has seen "Twilight" 6 times! AND she's already read the book TWICE!"

Robert: "Yeah I know... she suffers from Edwardobessionitis."

by b-rad steele April 29, 2009

edward SLEAZY-hands

This is a game based off the ever so popular game edward 40 hands. However, when participating in this game, the player is doing this by him or herself. Usually resulting in urinating ones self, adding to the insult and self-degradation of already playing the game edward 40 hands by ones self.

"man, i was so bored last friday night. I ended up playing edward SLEAZY-hands and pissed myself before i could untape my hands!"

by sleazist sleaze of the 7 seas February 20, 2010

edwardize

To make ones hair messy. So named after Rob Pattinson's character in Twilight (Edward Cullen)

I am going to edwardize my hair.

John's hair is edwardized today

by Autz January 16, 2010

Edward Nalgene-hands

The same game as Edward 40-hands, except with Nalgene bottles. Usually occurs in large groups where kegs are present instead of 40's

Dude, all we had was a keg so we played Edward Nalgene-hands instead

by LittleHouse March 5, 2010

Edward Ramsey

The most amazing guy ever! He has the best personality and a sexy body. If you ever want a boyfriend well back off hes mine. Hes perfect boyfriend material. Super sweet. And he is all way there for me. I love him so much

Edward Ramsey is sexy

by shurbanie July 22, 2010