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Bob Evans

The act of roundhouse kicking a urinal filled with your own shit so hard that the porcelain breaks and shit water goes everywhere.
Bro I just took a Bob Evans at Home Depot.
by EpicNaeNae87 August 20, 2018
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Evan Out

To abscond. To leave hurriedly and secretly; typically to avoid a workout.
"We have a hard workout today"
"You think he will come?"
"He is probably going to Evan Out"
by parmsco March 12, 2016
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Evan Wright

The brilliant Evan Wright also known as The Writer and even Batman is friends with handsome detective Manny Pardo. Evan covered a story on the Masked Maniac instead of the far more sophisticated Miami Mutilator. The Writer also was in Nam back in 1985. Evan also cleared a bathhouse filled with Russian Mobsters without killing any of em (that first guy was totally sleeping). Batman also cleared a subway crawling with scum and persevered without a scratch.
Remember that time Evan Wright hung out with the Thick Skinned Detective Pardo?
Remember that time Evan Wright took out a dangerous gang in a subway by himself?
by MosbeyBarney July 16, 2019
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ellie evans

a needy girl who has a short temper and cant take it when shes wrong she will sleep with anyone and everyone slag
picks and chooses her friends and always has to be leader she dumb and short and always switches up quickly also never lets anyone speak
girl proves ellie evans wrong

her im not wrong im never wrong !!!
by vaincunt January 11, 2020
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Bradley Evans

Some cunt who doesn’t shave
by Durnehviir July 25, 2020
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Hi evan

saying hi to the mighty evan. Evan is used for the best person to roam the earth
Me: hi evan
You: hi evan
by bunch crunch December 19, 2020
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Evan ig

A hot, inviting, mature, provocative, racy, seductive, sensual, sensuous, arousing, come-hither, cuddly, flirtatious, kissable, libidinous, provoking, risqué, slinky, spicy, steamy, suggestive, titillating, voluptuous male loved by everyone and well known. 6ft tall Football player at 14 years. Good boyfriend material.
Hey Evan ig!
by Halesdumbass October 5, 2021
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