epic muff

muchos pubic hair like loads i mean its like a freakinmg jungle you need a machete just to see your feet

Oh my god its like a jungle in my pants i have an epic muff

by sandy crotch May 16, 2009

Epic Fail

1. noun: a person who has a tendancy to fail miserably at everything they do.

2. verb: the act of failure so incredible that it becomes an embarasment to the person who commits the failure.

3. noun: any non-specific act which severly negates sucess. (see also, Fail)

you are such an Epic Fail

he was trying to jump over the railing, but he epic failed and smashed his face on the ground!

-person steps on a rake and hits themself in the face- haha, Epic Fail.

by hnizzle July 13, 2009

Epic Nap

An Epic Nap can be defined as a nap that satisfies the following three conditions upon the waking of the subject:

1. subject's pillow cannot be dry
2. subject must be in the same position as he/she/it was when he/she/it fell asleep
3. subject completely loses track of time and/or space, to the point of delusion.

I came home from school one day, walked into my bedroom, laid on my bed, and fell asleep. When I woke up, I hadn't moved, my pillow was soaked, and I was confused. The clock said 8:30, and I thought I was late for school, yet something wasn't right, because it was still dark outside. Then, I realized I had just taken an epic nap.

by GoodOne1 June 27, 2010

epic metal chick

any female who listens to any form of heavy metal,
very atractive
purly EPIC
not a bitch nor slut
does not act like the world revolves around them

not annoying
usualy smart dude freindly

stephen: ey, u know that girl lauren

antonio: yeah, why?

stephen: shes an epic metal chick

antonio: what does she listen to?

stephen:SLAYER and LED ZEPPLIN!

by s0urstopsign July 30, 2010

epic diddle

to diddle another person's {genetailia} in an epic manner- in a {surprising},{impressive} way- can be on any gender.

man i gave my friend an epic diddle when he was bent over...he didnt know wha hit him...lol

man i gave my {gf} an {epic} {diddle} last night...it was awesome

by mrlahey3855 September 27, 2010

Epic Eli Moment

When you suck dick like REALLY hard, and if you choke then you just keep going. You don’t stop even when there’s cum, you just swallow and keep going. Basically your sucking dick like your mouth is a black hole

“Dude, Bethany sucked my dick good last night”

“That’s an epic Eli moment dude”

Eli: “hey”

by A_microwave June 30, 2019

Epic Games

Scum of the Earth

Epic Games ruined this planet.

by jake paul is a h e c c er March 5, 2021