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one eyed pirate

Having a girl suck your dick and then shooting it into her eye while kicking her in the shin as to make her an example of a pirate with a missing leg and one eye that says "argh".
You should have seen that bitch when I gave her a one eyed pirate last night.
by Vincent May 13, 2004
mugGet the one eyed piratemug.

one eyed ry

another name for the winkie 'eye'.
get your one eyed ry out for the ladies! (or lads?!)
by miss t October 30, 2006
mugGet the one eyed rymug.

One Eyed Willy

A One Eyed Willy always looks better circumcised
by Bungalow Bill October 18, 2001
mugGet the One Eyed Willymug.

blue eyed daddy

A term used to describe a daddy that has blue eyes and knows exactly what he's doing. A blue eyed daddy usually rules the kingdom but keeps his boy happy in every way possible. Blue eyed daddy's are difficult to find, and there are many fakes out there, but once you find a real one there is no turning back.
I found a blue eyed daddy and have become the envy of everyone in town.
by Tygrrr February 17, 2009
mugGet the blue eyed daddymug.

wall eyed titties

when a woman's nipples face opposite walls.
"I was trying to get it on with Liana but i was so distracted by her wall eyed titties"
by corrin March 30, 2008
mugGet the wall eyed tittiesmug.

brown-eyed sandwich

A brown-eyed sandwich is performed when a man titty-fucks a woman, backwards however, and the girl eats out the man's asshole.
I could go for a brown-eyed sandwich right now. I just enema'd!
by the poop doctor September 26, 2007
mugGet the brown-eyed sandwichmug.

3-eyed turtle

by brian December 22, 2003
mugGet the 3-eyed turtlemug.

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