Duke

The best basketball team of all time.

"Are you a UNC fan?"
"Hell naw, I'm a Duke fan."

by Laurie *is hot* April 9, 2005

Duke Basketball

A college basketball program that only recruits white players and Uncle Toms.

Person 1: Did you hear Duke didn't offer him a basketball scholarship but Kentucky did?
Person 2: It was probably because he is black and from Detroit.

Person 1: Yea man, Fuck Duke Basketball

by bogden31 June 5, 2013

Duke

1.A fist, plurally said as dukes meaning two fists
2.The act of striking a person or thing with a fist

1.Put up your dukes
2.That punk was talk'n shit so I duked him in the head

by Grant106 May 15, 2005

duke

uh like the best fucking basketball team there is? duh

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by sdklfj April 3, 2005

duke

the poorest, most pathetic excuse for an institution of higher learning to ever disgrace the earth; a location approximately 7 miles from the number one university with the number one basketball team in the nation - UNC; a location where individuals who are too ugly to be functional society members are sent for isolation

Everyone who goes to Duke graduates gay and wishes they had gone to UNC.

by Stephanie February 21, 2005

Mondo Duke

The act of taking shits worse than the bombs dropped on Japan the art of the Mondo Duke leaves the bathroom render useless as any nigga who dares to enter will gang banged by the intense smell of your masterpiece thus named a Mondo Duke

Bill:Man I took a MONDO DUKE
Jose: que? MONDO DUKE?
Bill:Jose i took the biggest shit ever the bathroom cant be used anymore
Jose:Que? Bano?
Bill:JOSE NOOOOOOO!

by Niggalini May 17, 2020

dukie stain

when one has an oversized mark of poop in their undergarments. for the simpletons....
THEY SHAT THEMSELVES!!!!!!
shit thats in a diaper!

holy shit! look at that dukie stain!

by fuckyoufucknut March 29, 2008