depression

The sensation of falling off the Golden Gate Bridge every single day.

...I sincerely pray that I never wake up to find myself doing it in real life...

Have you ever noticed that 'depression' and 'drown' begin with the same letter?

Depression can open your eyes in frightening ways.

by Laurence7 March 8, 2009

Post-Balkan Depression

The existential dread followed directly after being immersed into Balkan culture and returning back to your native country.

"The utter lack of Burek, Rakija and 2nd hand smoke are the main catalyst for a period of Post-Balkan Depression, also known as PBD"

by 1st hand smoker March 10, 2017

Depression trail

The opposite of a happy trail, one strip shaved down the center of your chest and pubes.

Guy 1: hey man do you have a happy trail ?
Guy 2: no I broke down and gave myself a depression trail.

by Depressiontrailman October 6, 2019

Drugpression

When you’re feeling so low that the only person you want to have any contact with us your drug dealer.

“I haven’t replied to my mom’s, my sister’s my friends’, or my partner for that biology project’s texts in 89 hours, but I just bought an 1/8, I must be drugpressed.”

“My drugpression has gotten to the point where my only source of human contact is my drug dealer”

by stresseddepressedlemonzest December 3, 2019

Depression day

This day is for anyone who is lonely and knows that they won't fall in love

February 14 🧡

Well fuck looks like I have depression day

by Jesus 😉 February 14, 2020

Depression episode

When u scream and have panic attacks and ur rly going through it

It’s ok I’m her snap:Jayla_lovee265. Snap if ur going through it I’m always here

Ps don’t do stupid shit

What’s wrong

I’m have a Depression episode

by Brace face December 27, 2020

depression desk

A computer desk so messy and filled up with food utensils that when you move your hands or feet, you can often hear the sound of cutlery/plates/glasses clinking. This clinking comes from accidental bumping of the desk or accidental touching of the items.

A depression desk often has stacks of plates and a lot of glasses and cutlery and the sound is most commonly heard over different VoIP systems like discord or similar while gaming.

Dude, i can hear your depression desk through your mic.

by toble December 22, 2021