Douche Bag

that is when somone has to clean an old lady's pussy with their mouth

you are a fucking douche bag.

by g-daddy November 27, 2003

Douche Bag Fag

a gay male, who can't love another boy, because hes too "busy" and he probably doesn't want to accept the fact that he is a fag. As a result of these douche bag fags, awesome people end up getting hurt in the end

Joesph: oo i cant come see you today, im uhh busy
Patrick: uhh its been like 3 weeks since you've come out
Joseph: Well i wanna get a tattoo of Michigan on my non-existent abs
Patrick: What a douche bag fag, i'm calling kyle

by Brennycakes June 10, 2008

non douche bag

One who despises douchebags. This person will typically try not to do anything he has seen a douche bag do.

I am a non douche bag because, I can't stand douche bags.

by caponet1 April 28, 2007

Douche Bag Mikey

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!

This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.

by Uh... June 26, 2003

douche bag

Any idiot who chooses to hide behind someone else's name while expressing a personal opinion of which that same idiot is too cowardly to take ownership...

someone who is making scurrilous remarks and ascribing them to ME.
See douche bag variants...

by Dan Hunnel May 26, 2005

douche bag

Someone who think they own the universe just because they don't know what the real world looks like through a medium other than the computer monitor.

That Mike is such a douche bag, he hasn't gotten off his computer in 3 months.

by Jadler March 04, 2006

douche bag mcfaggins

usually refers to yeti

yeti your such a douche bag mcfaggins

by Kanaan is the shit December 28, 2007