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dope shitaki

used to describe something or someone who is brilliantly amazing and unbelievably brilliant
person 1 : i ordered the lager and am underwhelmed

Person 2 : well i ordered the IPA friend of mine And It is some dope shitaki , Booom
by Braam May 14, 2017
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peddling dope

those crums are peddling dope right under your nose.
by AAAFFFF September 25, 2013
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Head-doer

Someone who does someone's head in; An individual who causes severe migraines and headaches to a person of their choice (usually of close relation) to serve their mischievous and teasing ways.
"Bro Angelina and Albina both won't stop doing my head in, legit head-doers man"

"My mum's doing my head in, all she isn't letting me have a break"

"Josh keeps calling me, he is such a head doers"
by Uncle Kamal March 26, 2020
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Wasp spray dope

Crystallized wasp spray Which is used to imitate methamphetamine
Im all out of crank so I'm gonna smoke some wasp spray dope
by Alex1043 May 6, 2020
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Doertard

A combination of Dork, Nerd and Retard.
Tiffany you are acting like such a Doertard.
by Brooklyn Fracalossy March 27, 2009
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dope train

Any form of public transportation, (subway, bus, light rail train, etc.), in a major city, traveling to outlying county areas. People from outside the city use the dope train to travel to the city in search of drugs. Also allows dealers from the city to bring their drugs into the county for selling.
I am about to hop on the dope train to go in town and cop some weed, wanna go?
by mk4ski August 30, 2010
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The Doner Kebab Theory

The doner kebab theory is a theoretical framework for modelling problems from the asymmetrical warefare and more specifically islamic terrorists' behavior. As a main proponent of the theory is rumoured the bulgarian Prime Minister Mr. Boyko Borisov.

The doner kebab theory postulates that the chance of a terrorist attack is negatively correlated with the number of doner kebab houses in a certain state, city or neighbourhood. First, the theory supports the idea that the most owners of doner kebab houses are muslims. Second, it is supposed that terrorist wouldn't risk the chance of hurting a fellow muslim. Hence, wherever there is a doner house, the risk for a islamic terrorist attack is almost pactically non-existent. Thus the promotion of doner kebab houses throughout the whole state could help minimize the risk of a malicious terrorist attack from evil islamic forces.

One of the main advantages of the theory is its simple premises that are derived from basic human emotions as not hurting someone from the own group. Also, the theory gives a very straightforward practical solution to cope with problems of international terrorism and its logic can be easily grasped even by laics.
On the negative side the theory lacks empirical evidence that support it's main theoretical propositions. More research could - but must/should not necessarly - be done in the next decades.
- Hey, man, I am really scared that the terrorist are going to blow us up in the air next time we visit the mall.
- No worries, there is a doner kebab house right inside the mall. The doner kebab theory says we are safe.
- Oh, that's great. Let's go!
by choko.i.boko July 29, 2012
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