The Door

The Door is everything. All that once was, and all that will be. The door controls time and space; love and death. The door can see into your mind. The door can see into your soul!

To get to the snowman we first need to pass the door, the dooooooor!

by SF Vega March 13, 2010

Back Door Girl

A girl who only enters thru a rear un-noticed entry of your house to have sex with you on the down low......a girl you only have sex with and keep it a secret.....enters thru your rear sliding glass door, comes to bedroom, has sex and leaves....

Back door girl came by last nite, had sex and she was gone.

You talking about jennifer, back door girl ?

Shes a back door girl, sneaks in , gets jiggy and sneaks back out !!!

by Heyman3000 February 12, 2010

Back door sluts 9

It is the single most vile twisted dark piece of porn ever made.

Back door sluts 9 makes crotch capers 3 look like naughty nurses 2

by Calgore71 February 28, 2007

open door policy

While living in a community usually in the college setting, such as a dorm or apartment. Open door policy means masturbating whilst the door remains open for the rest of the house/dorm mates to see.

Matt: Dude go walk by 706!

Neil: Why?

Matt: Brian is enforcing the open door policy!

Neil: Oh Gawd!

by LeeH May 1, 2011

French Doorbell

Occurs when a man poops on a girls chest and then sticks the poop up her nose. She then proceeds to give him a blow job and, before he cums, he punches her in the head so that the cum comes out of her nose. BUT WAIT!!! The cum can't come out of her nose because there is poopy in the way. So, at this point the man is pretty grossed out and proceeds to throw up on the girl's chest. In an attempt to calm down, the man smokes a cigar in the girls vagina. Lastly, he will pick up a Colt .45, shoot her, and then shoot himself.

We gather here today in memory of Bob and Jess. However, we should take comfort in knowing that they died happy... In the process of performing a French Doorbell.

by Stysko Dyk April 14, 2011

next door neighbor

people that know your all your bussiness even when you DON'T tell them.

the next door neighbors even know when i take a crap

by Bonnie T June 20, 2008

guy next door

A guy known for his kind, sensitive, caring personality rather than his good looks and charm. Usually a bit of a geek or nerd, the guy next door is the guy who is a really good friend to girls, but who never gets a romantic relationship with said "girl friends". Usually is very shy and reserved.

1. He's kind of the guy next door; he's a great friend, but I just can't picture something happening with us.

2. Me.

by Disco Stu December 8, 2004