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disneyland

the place where:

1. it takes an hour to get on the peter pan ride, and three hours to get on space mountain.

2. you spend 50 bucks alone on churros & ice cream, not counting meals, souvenirs, and all the other crap you don't need.

3. once or (if we're lucky) twice a year, someone dies, the ride closes for two weeks, then they re-open it with new music and new safety requirements and height limits.

4. the same music tracks play all day that make you want to blast your brains out.
after a 60 dollar breakfast at the disneyland hotel, and waiting four hours to ride space mountain, timmy flew out of his seat on the coaster and died.
by d-blair April 5, 2008
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disneycapitation

When your little sibling makes you see the Disney Princesses against your will.
Yo man, I just got major disneycapitation this weekend.
by CLAIREANDEAN October 8, 2007
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Disneyland acid trip

Visiting disneyland while on acid Enjoying the strangeness disneyland has to offer
by Weakfear November 7, 2010
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Disney

The champion of the animation world and used to produce the highest quality work, particularly in the 90s. Then it went downhill with crappy tween stars like Miley Cyrus who always ended up on drugs, as whores, or in jail, and horrible teen sitcoms about idiot kids. It's starting to get back on its feet with movies like The Princess and the Frog and Tangled, though.
Disney Fan 1: Hey, have you seen The Princess and the Frog and Tangled? They're so awesome!

Disney Fan 2: Oh yeah! Disney better not go back to making stupid tween pop stars who can't sing.

Disney Fan 1: Yeah, one more Miley Cyrus and I'm going to scream.
by A Jumping Koi January 9, 2012
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Disney
a noun: the most magical word in the whole world. All things Disney originated with Walt Disney many years ago. The man was a genius. Disney has brought much joy to people of all ages. Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. The Snow White ride does not make any sence for it is all scary and then abruptly ends with "and then they lived happily ever after". Disney freaks should not be frowned upon, for they are people, too. Disney=magic
Wow Saphire! My first time was just so Disney!
by Smokeeee August 29, 2006
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disney mom

Same as disney dad but for mothers of children.
At mom's house the child eats sweets and stays up late. She is a disney mom.
by Big scary bear January 5, 2016
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Disney Syndrome

Disney Syndrome is when a person who may act/sing is able to do both, and brags about both. As seen in Hayley Williams and Robert Pattinson interviews.
"Its like, oh I sing to..ehnnngh."
"Disney Syndrome.."
by operaticskeleton December 17, 2008
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