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STANdard parental-directive

"Stop That Awful Noise!" A "nuclear-level" version of da "first-and-foremost" or "usual" or "most frequently voiced" order --- "Be quiet" --- dat parents give their small children on innumerable occasions.
Lucy van Pelt super-loudly passed along da STANdard parental-directive from her mom --- a gentle request dat she and her visiting friends play their raucously-loud "cowboys and Indians" game more quietly --- to her toddler-brother Linus when he'd merely been shaking his baby-rattle; da joke, of course, was dat (A) da merely-faint sounds dat Linus was making were hardly even audible (especially compared to all of da shrill-'n'-noisy "shoot-'em-up bang" whooping and hollering dat Lucy and her friends had previously been carrying on with), and (B) she herself had absolutely b-e-l-l-o-w-e-d (indicated by a sawtooth-edged word-balloon instead of just a regular smooth words-enclosing line) said command ("Didn't you hear Mother?! STOP THAT AWFUL NOISE!!"), and so she herself was making an infinitely-louder racket than Linus had ever produced.
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one direction sexual

hi what’s your sexuality?
oh i’m one direction sexual
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Compassal Direction

The four main points on a compass: north, south, east, and west.
"Yeah sure, lets use the compassal direction on the compass."
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One Direction

Well they're only the biggest boyband in the world! They were formed on the X-Factor in 2010 by Simon Cowell. They all originally auditioned as solo artists, then were all so close to going home, until Simon called them all back in. They announced an 18 month break I'm 2016, that break then turned into a 5 year break. The band consisted of 5 members: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Liam Payne and Zayn Malik. Zayn left the band in 2015. The boys were very successful with 5 albums. Up All Night with the hit-single What Makes You Beautiful, Take Me Home with the hit single Live While We're Young, Midnight Memories with the hit single Best Song Ever, FOUR with the hit single Steal My Girl and Made In The A.M with the hit single Drag Me Down. While the boys are all now making solo music, we all think they will come back on July 23rd 2020 on their 10th anniversary.
"Yo, have you heard that One Direction will be coming back this year?!"

"No way, really?! It's totally gonna be on July 23rd 2020!"
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One Direction

they are the most famous boyband in the world, they have been through a lot, they have had a lot of stress and psychological problems over time because of the toxic management, but they have always gone ahead with their heads held high despite their toxic and homophobic team! They are wonderful boys who deserve all the love of this world.
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One Direction

The best boy band in the world. Temporarily on hiatus. Formed on the show X Factor. Have dedicated their lives to their fans (known as Directioners). Consists of 5 male singers with the voices of literal angels.
The best people you could ever meet. They're kind, sweet, loving, generous, and are still loved by millions around the world. If they're really so bad then how come they win awards even though they're on hiatus right now? Also, since everyone likes to keep saying they're so gay then how about this... Millions of girls all over the world love 5 gay guys and 0 love you, how does that make you feel? They have the voices of angels that blend amazingly together. They don't even need auto tune

Harry Styles. Hazza
Louis Tomlinson. Tommo
Liam Payne. Payno
Niall Horan. Nialler
Zayn Malik. DJ Malik
I love One Direction

One Direction is the best!
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