Soup Diet

Where you want to beat someone's ass so bad the only thing they will be able to eat is soup

I hate her so much I swear I'm gonna put her on a soup diet.

by halfoz13 April 17, 2017

Atkins diet

Should be called "Fadkins diet".

American people think not eating bread will make 'em lose weight. How 'bout doing something that works, like gettin' off ya freaking jello tush and work out?

by nikkan_hanil April 12, 2004

Dietard

An umbrella term for people with dietary allergies or other issues.

Instead of having to say "I don't know where we should go for dinner because Tony is a glutard, Bronwyn is a lactard and Michelle is vegan", you can say "I don't know where to go for dinner because we have a few dietards coming".

I don't know where to go for dinner because we have a few dietards coming

by PierceBlot September 5, 2014

Diet Nigga

A term that generalizes the words used by white people that refer to black people, such as brotha or homie, rather than using the word nigga. A less offensive alternative or watered down version of the word nigga. The white person uses this term in fear of backlash for using the word nigga.

Person 1: "When a white man comes up to me and says 'what's up brotha' all I hear is diet nigga."
Person 2: "I be feeling that."

by chiraqgamer69 October 26, 2019

lemonade diet

A fast. All you do is drink this lemonade drink you make and drink it for ten days and you lose about 15 to 20lbs. Beyonce used it to lose a lot of weight really fast for her movie, Dream Girls. It also flushes out all of the horrible toxins we have in our bodies.

Girl 1:"I need to lose 15lbs for my pool party next month"
Girl 2:"go on the lemonade diet"

by sheenaurion May 22, 2009

the pony diet

the pony diet food consists of,
fruit gushers,
and mountain dew

the pony diet activities consist of,
hacking,
playing call of duty,
and hanging out with big tim.

doctor: after i had a patient try out the pony diet, they died. so dont do it.

by lil wils dougie July 28, 2010

Fatkins Diet

The opposite of just about any diet. Eating whatever you want and generally relying on your metabolism to keep you fit.

"Man, I've lost 1O lbs on this new diet I started!"
"Dang dude, I've tried so many different diets, what's yours called?"
"The Fatkins Diet."
"Fatkins? What do you eat?"
"Mostly Mountain Dew and candy."

by MetaEnder November 29, 2009