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Desert Grasshopper

Similar in nature to the mud crickets found in the south. A desert grasshopper spends it's warmer months located in the desert southwest around the Laughlin, Lake Havasu and Parker areas surrounded by men twice their age with watercraft, beer bellies and large quantities of alchohol. These creatures migrate during the colder months and can be found around Glamis, Dumont and the Mojave Desert. They are easy to spot during this part of the season, as they tend to be found with 45 to 70 year old males with toy haulers, SxS's and lifted trucks.
Bob bought a four seat RZR with his retirement money, that we he could haul three desert grasshoppers to the Joint in Randsburg
by Peglegdesertpirate November 30, 2020
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Vegan desert

An neighborhood, that isn't a food desert by itself but has no option for vegans.
St Michel street in Montreal Canada is q vegan desert, having no businesses that serve vegan food.
by Sexydimma February 12, 2022
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Desert dog

She said she was shy. Then went after my junk like a desert dog
by Thor 9/11 June 18, 2016
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Desert Search For Techno Allah

All but the truth - forget
And from this union cup
We will drink wine tonight
Qiyamat qiyamat a tawil
Qiyamat qiyamat insan al kamel
Pride of the peacock angel
Under the feather veils
Dark tresses under the black light
by Gothic Miscreant October 19, 2023
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Desert Caveman

Jesus Christ AKA the guy that my dad likes to use against me when I misspeak/exaggerate so he can say that I lie and Jesus won’t approve.
Me:Dad I saw my dog Rosie eating her gingerbread toy. Dad: really son dog’s don’t eat gingerbread or toys quit lying Jesus (the desert caveman) won’t like that.

Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.
by Kentuckyboy June 26, 2024
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High Desert Middle School

hellhole of a school and it fuckin sucks 🫣
by frogsarecute January 21, 2023
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