Fake depression

Someone who is sad and seeks attention when alone and instantly becomes happy when they are with someone.

People who show signs of fake depression would normally post black and white stories with phrases such as "kill me", "I hate everyone" and "join my live at 3:33" these are the typical signs of a bitch
Woah he's definitely got fake depression look at his attention seeking stories
by Hoodrat18 November 13, 2019
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Hegarty Depression

When you get set math homework on Hegarty Maths and get so mad that you want to kys and can't be asked to do it anymore.
"Did you do the homework bro?"
"Nah, the Hegarty depression kicked in."
by Matt0909 November 12, 2018
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bughead depression

The meaning of bughead depression is waiting each week sometimes longer to see what keeps us living. The relationship of Betty Cooper and Jughead Jones is extraordinary, breath taking and can leave symptoms such as: Intense breakdowns, pain to the eyes and brain (only when they are not together), headaches, migraines and vomiting when kissing other people.

Beware this disease is highly contagious!
Having Bughead depression is the worst thing that has happened to me!
by I’m a fan March 12, 2018
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depressed wank

After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it
My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank
by Dictionaryvision April 18, 2017
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Fake Depression

Fake depression is when somebody is so desperate for attention they pretend to have a mental illness. Commonly found in pre-teen girls that are hitting their ''emo'' phase. The people who fake depression commonly flaunt it and always mention it. This type of human being is disgusting and immoral. People with fake depression claim they have no ''real'' friends and they constantly whine and bitch even though they have over 20 friends.
John said ''Hey look at Jessica over there, why does she look so sad all the time?'' Bob replied ''Nah, that bitch just has fake depression''
by Jack Black Black Jack February 22, 2018
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Clinical Depression

clin-i-cal de-pres-sion
/klin-i-kal dih-presh-un/

A mental health disorder characterized by persistently depressed mood or loss of interest in activities, causing significant impairment in daily life.
Rosita has clinical depression. That is why she never wants to join family events.
by kaosmoker October 01, 2018
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numbing depression

Numbing depression is when u are in such a deep part of depression that all your feelings have become numb and can't not cry anymore...
Mario: why are u so emotionless

Josh: I have numbing depression
by That one ugly kid June 26, 2017
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