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Denver Doormat

When a homeless person takes a shit outside your house in an entryway area. Can also applied if the homeless person decides to take a shit in your driveway or outside a gate.
Dumb bitch Karen at work tried saying I was rude, Ill show her rude when she sees the Denver Doormat she's gonna get tomorrow.
by medium-chungus March 9, 2026
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Denver Dignity Wiper

When your boyfriend or girlfriend locks you in a diaper for 3 days straight and proceeds to squish your full diaper when you get home from work
My boyfriend made me so embarrassed when he gave me a Denver Dignity Wiper.
by Markus Willbot March 9, 2026
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Denver Double

A sexual activity involving 4 people, two active males and two passive (male or female). The two passives are butt to butt with a double sided dildo while giving the two active males are getting blowjobs.
If you ever go to Colorado with your partner, you have to try the Denver Double.
by DevDevDeviant June 16, 2025
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Denver Dashboard

When you find an unlocked vehicle and defecate on the dashboard so that it can be seen through the front windshield.
“Hey Regina, this guy parked like an asshole and the door is unlocked. Keep a lookout, Paulie is gonna give them a Denver Dashboard.”
by Phat Paulie July 30, 2025
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Denver water pipe

The act of turning a girls asshole and vagina into a bong. This is done via the act of urinating into a girls asshole, poking a metal straw or the like through her vagina into her asshole, and lighting pot flower in her vagina. This is done via inhaling through the asshole in order to create a human bong. Preferably done with a clean asshole and vagina, but not necessary. Consent IS mandatory.
Yo dude I heard u did the ol' Denver water pipe on Haley.

Oh yeah bro she has irreparable organ damage internal bleeding but I smoked out her asshole bro!
by Ritards Future Father October 6, 2025
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TYLER DENEROY

A BOY THAT IS SWEET AND KIND AND ALSO IS HOMOSEXUAL BUT IS OK BECAUSE ITS 2k17
you are tyler deneroy thats neat :)
by NigGEr FaaGgOT July 8, 2017
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ish denero

Losing a coin down a well and then screaming.
Dude, you loooked lliked that ish denero guy.
by Shoe on. Head December 13, 2017
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