Deizel

A person who lacks in athletic abilities,has an extremely small penis,and girls find him utterly repulsive.

guy 1:your such a deizel
guy 2:fuck you!

by dgsuksbigballs May 6, 2011

Dirty Diesel Pump

The Dirty Diesel Pump is the Dirtiest of them all. It consists of a man and a woman. The woman sits down on our face and you gently massage her clit with your tounge and as she is having an orgasm and spews her juices all down your lips she farts excessively right down your nostrils.

Hey douge, Yea Johny, I just got a dirty diesel pump, Man that's sick. Was it the same hooker from before. NO it was that other hefer down on main st.

by Barnshoeduck December 25, 2007

Dieseled

A man with a shaved head and who is muscular.

That dude is Dieseled.

by mensan65 April 8, 2009

suckin diesel

Using this phrase is a way of informing someone you listen to the mindless ramblings of colin and edith on BBC Radio 1. Bring back Mark and Lard... pleeease!!

I'd rather spend the afternoon suckin diesel than listen to colin and edith.

by matt-leics July 20, 2004

diesel fitter

A term used to describe a homosexual.

You are a diesel fitter

by resulthead January 30, 2008

sunken deiselboat

the act of trying to pass bullshit as fact with glorious dramatization.

person 1: What's that thing in the river?
person 2: oh, that's a sunken deiselboat.
person 1: what the fuck luke?!? you just made yourself look like a fuckin idiot, bullshit!!!

by bender_82801 January 30, 2009

diselderly

disabled and elderly community together

the diselderly are often forgotten about.

by spartan1student December 13, 2010