dookie midget

basically someone who is short and smells like shit, or someone who doesn’t wear deodorant. this can also be a compounded roast:WHATS UP YOU FRICKING TOSSPOT BANGER DOOKIE MIDGET JIBHEAD

person 1-omfg josh did you wear deodorant??? you smell like a dookie midget!

person 2-i was in a rush ok!!! i forgot.

person 1-that’s fucking nasty man, stay away from me

by hehehe_idontlikekiwi June 5, 2022

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Hock a Dookie

To eject shit from your mouth.

If you Hock a Dookie while eating, that turd is going to land in your food.

by TheTrueBrawler January 25, 2022

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Dookie smoothie

Something is trash or wack.

Man that song was dookie smoothie.

by Queenmojo January 25, 2021

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Dooky 071

A Small Youtuber With Almost 100 Subscribers!!!

My favorite youtuber I watch is Dooky 071

by Dooky 071 YT February 6, 2021

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Infant Dookie

Adjective: (1) A nicer way of saying "little shit" to somebody

Person 1: You're being so annoying today. Stop being such an infant dookie you little shit.

by Akihoe May 10, 2023

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The act of sneaking/crawling up behind someone… (usually if they are walking over/past dog poop or something brown and vaguely turd shaped, but not always!) …suddenly wrapping your arms around their legs and tackling them to the floor, always accompanied by a shout of “Dookie legs!”

My brother dookie legsed me when I was walking past the compost heap and now I’m covered in mud and rotten fruit.

by Theeholycheeses August 29, 2023

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