Dink

An acronym, most commonly used in popular culture as “dual income no kids” to refer to adult relationships in which they both work and have no kids

Being a dink can allow you to have so much more time to yourself

by Crackersmacker6969 December 9, 2023

Dink

Like a dork but dorkier

You're such a dink

by Tartarusofhades February 6, 2018

DINK

Dual Income, No Kids.

Can also be DINKWAD - Dual Income, No Kids, with a Dog.

We will never give up DINK life.

by Ahr-tee March 29, 2024

Dink

A small fish and or small game animal.

Went fishing a few days ago, didnt catch anything but a few trash fish and a s
Dink snapper.

by Davebillybob November 25, 2017

wrinky dink

What happens to a man who soaks in the tub too long.

I fell asleep in the tub. Now I've got a wrinky dink.

by Nightmare Chambers May 17, 2018

Dink

An acronym for "Double Income, No Kids," a household where the closest thing to a child's tantrum might be a Wi-Fi outage, and the biggest bedtime story is the monthly budget. Here, 'playdates' involve streaming marathons and the only 'bottle time' is choosing between red or white wine!

Young Dinks: "We're dinks, we can vacation any time and afford appetizers. We have 20 cats and drink $20 lattes."
Old Dink in Senior Care: "I haven't had a visitor in 10 years and will die alone, but those lattes sure were good."

by Ardelis88 January 2, 2024

Whatever Sinks Your Dink

a spicy alternative to whatever floats your boat

person 1: you should run over that limp squirrel

person 2:NO, you penis I'll run over the downy woodpecker

person 3: whatever sinks your dink!

by yona420 November 15, 2020