drunk dick

drunk dick.

when you've had way to much to drink and you're too drunk to fuck.

no boner

check out that drunk dick loser over there trying to suck his own limp dick. omg what the hell did he just puke!

by RepOmaN April 15, 2013

big dick energy

confidence without cockiness. it is never misplaced and it cannot be simulated. it is the sexual equivalent of writing a check for $10k knowing you got it in the bank account.

pete davidson is 6’3 with dark circles, exudes big dick energy , looks evil but apparently is an angel, and loves his girl publicly.

by neptuneestate June 26, 2018

dick assing around

One who cannot get the lead out of thier ass.

One that takes forever to do something; A slowpoke

One that cannot move because its as if they have a dick up thier ass.

A more colorful term for a dipshit.

It took forever to get through Walmart checkouts, because the clerk and person in front were dick assing around.

Person A : Sorry I'm late, I was driving behide someone going 20 and the speed limit was 55.
Person B : Yeah, don't you hate it when people dick ass around and you can pass them.

by meijer2000 November 19, 2009

Dick-visit

When a female comes over to your home strictly for but not limited to the interaction with a mans penis, or "Street Cannon" as David Burns has coined it.

David: Hey Seth, do you want to come over tonight and throw eggs at passing vehicles from the roof of my apartment complex?

Seth: I can't tonight. Christina is coming over for a Dick-visit.

by Rich Dickson September 29, 2010

Dick Bugler

A man who brags about their Penis size being larger than others, and is always asking to compare.

"Dude, Blackwell asked Hoon to compare sizes , Blackwell is a total Dick Bugler "

"my male genitalia is predominately a greater length and width than yours" - Said the Dick Bugler

by FannyCulo May 12, 2016

Dick pandering

A woman or man who agrees with anything a man says just to feel accepted or wanted. A person who will double cross you for some dick. A thirsty individual who uses social media to look for dick.

Some women join social media groups just to start dick pandering

by Danidiva78 January 6, 2017

Dick pee

The substance that leaves the male urethra after filtration of the blood via the kidneys.

College professor: what is the name of the substance that is excreted from the body in the liquid form?

Student: Dick pee.

College professor: That is correct.

by Froto Saggins December 29, 2018