Crunchy ape shit

A shit an ape shits out that crystalized over time and turns rotten

There's a crunchy ape shit in the zoo

by Soviet nazi ape July 15, 2024

Crunchy Hoe

The dirtiest, most ugly person to walk. The most offence pair of words to say to someone. Someone who is filthy and full of dirt head to toe.

Example: someone who doesn’t shower and goes out willingly without being washed. Someone who reminds you of a Cheeto Puff. The perfect way to describe it, is dried up, crunchy dead skin.

That girl Emma is such a crunchy hoe!
Did you see that crunchy hoe over there; she went to sleep with her fake eyelashes on!

by Jenna Johnson September 14, 2023

Crunchy Energy

When you're on the tipping point of pushing a good time into a chaotic night. Going from tipsy to wasted.

We were all feeling it and having a good time but Sarah has crunchy energy.

by Trexlady November 4, 2023

crunchy laugh

when someone who has bronchitis laughs, and it turns into a dry, cruchy wheeze

A: Have you seen Jerome? His laugh is so damn crunchy.
B: Jerome's crunchy laugh sounds like a refrigerator making ice.

by thecoolestguy12346 December 4, 2023

Crunchy

Used to describe someone ratchet, ugly and or stank.

“You see Rollie and ET on the episode of baddies last night?”
“Girl yes they looked crunchy as hell”

by novamoons December 10, 2023

Crunchy Tortilla

When someone hasn't washed their coochie in a while and the skin gets all stiff and crunchy

Damn that girl had such a crunchy tortilla

by Animal Writes February 10, 2024

Crunchycakes

An ADORBS name to call your friend connor / konrad. He will love it it's so masculine and he will be floored

lil crunchycakes my booboo

by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024