Crunchephile

Someone who loves the feeling of crunchy things a little too much.

Wow, you're such a crunchephile!

I love the feeling of eating doritos, I'm a real crunchephile.

by Hot_Boy November 29, 2019

CrunchAstroX

a very cool guy that makes games and donates everything he gets to charity and help others!! :D

i'm feelin' that CrunchAstroX v i b e
- @iCrunchAstroX

by CrunchAstroX January 31, 2021

Crunchy Stripper

A stripper that’s crunchier than usual. Typically found in Las Vegas.

“Dude, those Vegas Strippers are crunchy strippers. Hella crunchy. We are better off with the ones in Atlantic City.”

by clhartostfeld March 1, 2021

crunchy karen

A super type of Karen. The type of Karen figure who will not only harass and abuse retail staff for doing their job but will use any attention she gets to push her MLM scheme essential oils. Strictly homeschools her 4-8 kids despite having no higher qualifications of her own, thinks vaccines are the devil but uses a vape and eats junk food regularly. A Crunchy Karen is defined as a type of super Karen.

"Did you see Amy the other week?"

"Yeah, she was pushing her essential oils again."

"What a Crunchy Karen."

"What is a crunchy Karen?"

"A type of super Karen who is the Karen of all Karen's."

by Chloerose98 March 4, 2021

CrunchiesJL

Hottest femboy in the r/AmongUs server. Can also draw hot stuff.

HOLY SHIT CrunchiesJL just drew hot lesbian crewmate porn. *cums*

by xofus March 29, 2021

Crunger

When someone is being cringe and it makes you a bit angry.

Holton, stop being crunger.

by sexhaverminors June 1, 2021

crunchy munchy crispy chippy crisp cronch

The british way of saying chip

Oi mate these americans call our crunchy munchy crispy chippy crisp cronch's chips? Weird

by ANOTHER PERSON ON THE INTERNET November 2, 2021