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crown snatch

This girl forgot to shave, let's crown snatch her!
by GhettoGeek June 4, 2015
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sad crown

A flaccid uncircumcised penis with the foreskin pulled back.
Let me send you a photo of my sad crown.
by arrrr_matey July 10, 2022
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Crowning

Verb. The act of intentionally restricting the air flow during a fart for acoustic and artistic purposes. Typically this is done to make a fart longer but can also be done to try to create a specific tone. Practice is essential to be able to perfect crowning, it can take years to build the needed muscle control. Flawless execution of a crowned fart is called a, “Crowning Achievement” and it is very rare. A “Crowning Achievement” typically needs to be at least seven seconds long and have the tone held in a consistently manner throughout the whole fart. Laughing while crowning is a sure way to lose out on a “Crowning Achievement.”
Jake was able to crown that fart so well it went on for 10 seconds. He held the same tone throughout the whole fart so that must be a “Crowning Achievement!”
by FartLikeYouMeanIt June 7, 2023
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Crowned

The act of receiving a crown or having a crown placed on one's head. For example in the video game Kirby's Return to Dreamland the character Magolor is crowned with the master crown after tricking Kirby and his friends.
You've been crowned the new ruler.
by 0Magolor April 15, 2022
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Tallahassee Triple Crown

There are 3 colleges/Universities in Tallahassee. FSU, FAMU, and TCC. The Tallahassee Triple Crown is where you have sex with a girl from each school in one academic semester.
After finishing the FAMU leg of the Tallahassee Triple Crown, Blake could finally focus on finals week.
by BSuperior January 11, 2013
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triple crown

having at least one friend request, an inbox message, and a notification on facebook all at one time
My facebook was lighting up today! When I signed on I had the triple crown waiting for me.
by TFA41 April 20, 2011
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Crown of thought

Phrase used before and after a slightly threatening phrase. It is used to alert the listener that the speaker is an abusive, chain-smoking, American woman who feels like they can buy a younger husband and keep him isolated and locked away doing housework. You can also identify these woman by sight: they often put their dentures in the dishwasher until the gums are bleached white and look like lumps of white plastic, they use heavy insta filters to try change their appearance in a weak attempt to hide their internal ugliness, and their appearance reminds some people of sentient ball sacks.
Crown of thought. Me ‘n Mykol jus’ need yer eggs darlin. I kin tote ‘em. Crown of thought.
by SandhillCrane September 2, 2024
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