A drink that you can drink for hours, but you never feel drunk. However, in actuality you are drunk but you don't know it until you remember the next morning.
Duuude, last night I was kicking back the the mai tais all night and i didn't even feel buzzed. This morning however, I woke up with three midget strippers in my bed, so yea i was definitely drunk, and that was definitely a creeper drink.
by lexxistarr May 09, 2009
Mike: I was thinking about texting that girl from the party last weekend... Bob: I wouldn't, I hear she's a total text creeper.
by MrThaddeus March 26, 2009
by Bomb sauce August 18, 2008
by cheeseburgereddie April 13, 2011
“Mommy! A creeper shuttle pulled up and a man asked me if I wanted to come in for candy!”
“Son, stay away from those creeper shuttles! They don’t really have candy!”
“Son, stay away from those creeper shuttles! They don’t really have candy!”
by Blackredonyx December 03, 2018
by Losinbadly May 03, 2017
That casual creeper, he's everywhere
by GhostyCrouton September 11, 2020