Lego Cramps

The pain from building so many legos in you’re hands or better yet hand cramps.

I wish I could build the Lego Death Star but I got Lego cramps.
The two things I hate about building legos is finishing the build and Lego cramps.
Don’t build that Lego to fast you will get Lego cramps.

by Pish17 December 28, 2021

bag of cramps

a party pooping negative nancy who (figuratively) barfs on your face and destroys the good things in life.

oh for heavens sake lance you've done it now! You and your bag of cramps grandparents have clogged my pipes.

by storkio jonkorkio December 9, 2008

waffle crapper

A woman who is so hot, that if she crapped on your waffles you would still eat them

Kirstie Alley is not a waffle crapper, but Mariah Carey is.

by Ugly Dave September 5, 2007

crappie

Sillier spelling of crappy. Guaranteed to draw at least one snicker out of a crowd, the same way the word poop always seems to.

The mall's all boarded up now, that's crappie.

by Babbo September 29, 2008

flap crapper

a man that derives sexual gratification from defecating on his partner's labia

she discovered colin was a flap crapper when she woke one morning to find she was having intercourse with a gigantic turd

by theWestHamfan January 12, 2004

crappetite

The deep hunger for food that will eventually kill you. Pizza, deep fried foods, jalepeno poppers, and more.

"Let's run down to Taco Bell and feed this crappetite."

by I have an answer for everything December 19, 2004

crapple

it's the aroma left after you take a dump and use apple airfreshener...

I had a housewarming party and I left a can of Apple airfreshener in the bathroom. Someone dropped a duce and used the airfreshener, when someone went in the bathroom and smelled it they said, "It smells like crapple in her!".

by Chezelle September 14, 2008