Chonking

Chonking (adjective/verb) describes a state in which something is both smelly and sweaty. Of course, there are a limited number of applications for this word, most of which are related to the genital area. Originated in Scotland.

"Ma gooch is pure chonking man!" THE MULLENATOR <--famous scottish frequenter of gay nightclubs.

by Fraser Clark <--likes anal September 20, 2008

Conk

a very large but wrinkled and unattractive dick. usually as a result of too much jacking off

his cock is huge, too bad its a conk! haha

by mister smiles March 3, 2009

Clonk

Clonking is the new word for Masterbating or the gay word used by homosexuals "fapping" clonking originates from Vagipe when 2 lonely guys got bored of hearing the word Fap and decied clonk was better as used by "-Upyr-" and "CGE (coolestGuyEver221"

Man im sooo hard right now im gnna go Clonk along to that girl Cookie while -Upyr- joins me :)

by CoolestGuyEver221 November 24, 2009

chonky boi

chonky really but also cute they said to give some background so in Vietnam back in the war

they said chonky boi

friend: that' one chonky boi
me: thank you
friend: jake paul is cancer
me: I know

by random ginger nonce November 23, 2019

chonk

Phat. Very raw. Gangster.

"Yo son you peeped the new 2 Ray Mo CD? That shit is tha CHONK dog."
"My boy gave me these crazy pills son they get you so wrecked, theyre the fucking chonk."

by Merz February 6, 2003

Chonker

A specimen of oriental nature and a rather racist term like Chinky.

'Eurgh, Look at that chonker family over there, how many!?, them and their crispy duck!'

'Chonker Sauce' = Hoy Sin to be glazed over crispy duck..

by Raith Potterson January 16, 2008

conker

Slang: A penis or prick.

It's not my fault I have a huge conker.

by iCeD November 30, 2004