A coma baby is a child (usually a baby) birthed whilst the baby mama is in a medically induced coma. The baby's mother is normally "sleeping" for the duration of their ninth month of gestation (that means pregnancy). Side effects may include: drowsiness, loss of virginity, gingerness, and anal leakage.
Caution: Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery while in coma. Coma babies should drive forklifts or any other SUVs of minivans fresh out of the oven
Caution: Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery while in coma. Coma babies should drive forklifts or any other SUVs of minivans fresh out of the oven
Mother (while sleeping): I'm in a medically induced coma in order to have a pain free delivery!
Coma baby(muffled):Yay mommy!
Coma baby(muffled):Yay mommy!
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*Kid is bitching to a friend*
Friend: I know you're on your comma, but there is no need to bitch to me.
Friend: I know you're on your comma, but there is no need to bitch to me.
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My Comanche with 44" Boggers is running circles around your stuck Chevy 1500 with 44" Boggers in the swamp
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Guy1: "Hey, what's up?"
Guy2: *Stares blankly in the distance, completely reclined, music blaring loudly even away from his headphones.*
Guy1: *Pokes Guy2* "What's wrong with you."
Guy2: *Snaps to consciousness.* "Way to ruin my Music Coma."
Guy1: "..."
Guy2: *Stares blankly in the distance, completely reclined, music blaring loudly even away from his headphones.*
Guy1: *Pokes Guy2* "What's wrong with you."
Guy2: *Snaps to consciousness.* "Way to ruin my Music Coma."
Guy1: "..."
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1. My 100 hour cookie coma was so wonderful! I'm even forced to live on insulin due to my binge-ful eating! hoorah!
2. "Where.... wh, whaa.....Who/Where/What/When/Why the Fuck am I?"
2. "Where.... wh, whaa.....Who/Where/What/When/Why the Fuck am I?"
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