Coffee Confident

Coffee Confident - when you are so confident of success you are will to buy a round of coffee for everyone around you if it fails. Also works for Beer Confident.

Deb: So Callum you believe it will work this time?
Callum: Yes! without a doubt!
Deb: Coffee Confident?
Callum: ummm yes okay then!

by gdr4571 December 11, 2009

Condimentophobic

An unusual, unreasonable and persistent fear of condiments.

Vlad: "Steve, do you want some ketchup for your fries?"

Sean: "Vlad, you crackhead idiot, Steve is Condimentophobic!"

Steve: "yeah!"

by XOteric March 14, 2010

Concity Tank

(noun) after a dude tittybangs a chick, he sprays his love juice between her boobies and slides/rolls his penis back and forth along her chest.

I gave a chick a concity tank last night.

by concity May 22, 2010

Conail

Conail is a unique individual, he is really good at sport and he is the sexiest man alive. Conail can be extremely funny or extremely angry. Conail is the perfect man

Damn Conail met all the ladies

by Jimmy pullock July 7, 2017

confirmed bachelor

An old fashioned way of saying that a man is gay

He was seen walking around with confirmed bachelor John Watson

by jawnlocked March 6, 2017

Configified

To include variable settings in a configuration document of some sort.

Adam and Paul Configified the application by removing all of the hard-coded variables and including them in a configuration file which can be easily changed in the future - without recompiling the application!

by AppMan March 24, 2009

confickered

When someone is retarded enough not to update their windows (first mistake) system, so they become infected with Conficker.

I just checked and my antivirus stopped working! What's going on?

Dude, you just got confickered!

by gigitrix April 23, 2009