time condom

A deadline which prevents an event or activity from spilling over into the time allotted for another.

This meeting needs a damn time condom.

by gotgenes January 25, 2008

toilet condom

Either fashioned of tp or plastic (but those are rare). Used to protect you from cool diseases?
Derek! I saw a throne today that i wouldn't sit on with 2 toilet condoms.
Source: dabert, us?

Derek! I saw a throne today that I wouldn't hover over with two toilet condoms.

by dabert July 18, 2007

condom baby

A condom baby is a retard whose excuse to be a fucktard was brought about by his father ejaculating into a condom, the semen being pushed against the rubber wall, and the condom breaking, making the semen fall in and impregnating the woman.

"No, Austin isn't inbred. He's just a condom baby.

by Stev Warped November 14, 2004

natures condom

another word for ones ass

Person 1: We were having sex then she bounced up and got on all fours.

Person 2: You mean...

Person 1: Yes sir. She wanted she wanted it in her ass.

Person 2: Well it is natures condom.

by ATHF Romulox June 24, 2010

toilet condom

when you go to do your business in a gross, public bathroom, you cover the pee-covered toilet seat with toilet paper, acting as a condom.

MARK: hey i got to take a dump.

PHAREESH: dude, your gonna take one HERE!?

MARK: im gonna slip on a toilet condom

PHAREESH: Oh ok.

by smash ink March 31, 2010

Condom fishing

When the dudes condom comes off while fucking and he has to fish it out the pussy with his finger.

Man, I was fucking Susie so hard last night I almost didn't notice the condom came off until I nutted. I went condom fishing five minutes it was far up her pussy.

by ex_lax70 October 3, 2016

cranberry condom

An early morning discovery of a penis covered in menstrual blood.

"I took home that girl from the bar and fucked her bare-back. The next morning I woke up with a Cranberry Condom"

by Greg Proops April 22, 2008