comMANly used phrases:
"make me a sandwich"
"get me a beer"
uncomMANly use phrases:
"ouch, that hurt"
"i need to stop and ask for directions"
"can we cuddle after sex?"
"make me a sandwich"
"get me a beer"
uncomMANly use phrases:
"ouch, that hurt"
"i need to stop and ask for directions"
"can we cuddle after sex?"
by sarieboo November 28, 2009
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1. Thou Apperciate The Booty
2. Thou Grab The Booty With Both Hands
3. Thou Rub The Booty When Thou Has The Chance
4. Stay Away From Fake Booty
5. Skinny Chicks With Booty....Slim Thick
6. Yoga Pants & Leggings Are Blessings
7. Booty Rubs & Intelligent Convos Are The Best
8. White Girls With Booty...That's Amazing
9. Ain't No Booty Like A Black Female's Booty
10. Be Strong Hitting Booty From The Back Very Satifying Yet Dangerous.
2. Thou Grab The Booty With Both Hands
3. Thou Rub The Booty When Thou Has The Chance
4. Stay Away From Fake Booty
5. Skinny Chicks With Booty....Slim Thick
6. Yoga Pants & Leggings Are Blessings
7. Booty Rubs & Intelligent Convos Are The Best
8. White Girls With Booty...That's Amazing
9. Ain't No Booty Like A Black Female's Booty
10. Be Strong Hitting Booty From The Back Very Satifying Yet Dangerous.
by Kofi_BeanYo June 14, 2017
Get the Booty Commandments mug.How I introduce my boyfriend to other people when I'm pissed at him or when a breakup is inevitable.
Jake: Hey Jeff! Well well well, who do we have here?
Jeff: This is Neil, my temporary male companion.
Neil: Not very nice.
Jeff: This is Neil, my temporary male companion.
Neil: Not very nice.
by young jeffrey February 1, 2006
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Get the Space Commander mug.Person 1: Yo dude want some Cocainum Colanium?
Person 2: indeed my good sir, today is a fine day to take part in some Cocainum Colanium.
Person 2: indeed my good sir, today is a fine day to take part in some Cocainum Colanium.
by ZeroGToaster February 16, 2022
Get the Cocainum Colanium mug.1. Thou shalt not date friends of friends
2. Thou shalt not ask someone out over the internet, unless it is absolutely necessary
3. Thou shalt not break up with thy partner over the phone or internet, in any case.
4. Thou shalt not make plans for the future, unless thou plans to fulfill them
5. Thou shalt not send mixed messages and signals
6. Thou shalt not cheat on thy partner.
7. Thou shall reject activities involving a name as an adjective
8. Thou shalt not use fecal matter in romantic ways
9. Thou shall be a dick for up to 6 hours after a break up. after this time, thou shalt not hold grudges.
10. Thou shall change the lingus, if thou is unsatisfied
2. Thou shalt not ask someone out over the internet, unless it is absolutely necessary
3. Thou shalt not break up with thy partner over the phone or internet, in any case.
4. Thou shalt not make plans for the future, unless thou plans to fulfill them
5. Thou shalt not send mixed messages and signals
6. Thou shalt not cheat on thy partner.
7. Thou shall reject activities involving a name as an adjective
8. Thou shalt not use fecal matter in romantic ways
9. Thou shall be a dick for up to 6 hours after a break up. after this time, thou shalt not hold grudges.
10. Thou shall change the lingus, if thou is unsatisfied
Translation of the Ten Commandments of Dating
1. dont date your friend's friends. it gets awkward
2. its pretty tactless and impersonal
3. Really? a break up shouldnt be sprung on someone in an indirect way
4. Dont give false hope, it's unappreciated
5. Mislead people become confused people. confused people become ANGRY people.
6. infidelity is a dick move
7. (ie. cleveland steamer) DONT DO IT
8. poo and intimacy. its just wrong. back off fecalphiliacs.
9. get all the emotions out, move on. no holds barred.
10. Anna, Donna, Connor. the three lingus friends. figure it out, choose one.
1. dont date your friend's friends. it gets awkward
2. its pretty tactless and impersonal
3. Really? a break up shouldnt be sprung on someone in an indirect way
4. Dont give false hope, it's unappreciated
5. Mislead people become confused people. confused people become ANGRY people.
6. infidelity is a dick move
7. (ie. cleveland steamer) DONT DO IT
8. poo and intimacy. its just wrong. back off fecalphiliacs.
9. get all the emotions out, move on. no holds barred.
10. Anna, Donna, Connor. the three lingus friends. figure it out, choose one.
by Greengiant 894 April 30, 2010
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