ass coffee

Morning beverage that should taste fresh and uplifting; unfortunately, those who do not put effort in morning coffee create a vile beverage that is usually spit out immediately

Geoff put fresh coffee grounds into the old coffee filter this morning again; he's made ass coffee again, prick!

by bigsexxxy August 24, 2010

Coffee

The only socially acceptable way to drink cream.

Herman: "Hey Stu, why do you like coffee?"
Stu: "Because it's the only socially acceptable way to drink cream."

by wikibeast April 9, 2010

coffee

an addictive, nice smelling, buzz-giving, dehydrating black liquid. drunk all over the world.

i need coffee to be awake.

by AnnaDuckie August 14, 2009

Coffee Cakes

A male, usually in his 60's, living in Suburban Philadelphia, that exhibits bad acne scarring on his face, usually disfiguring.

Fred: You still going out with that Coffee Cakes Guy?
Kellie: Nah, I kicked Coffee Cakes to curb months ago.

Dude has acne so bad, there's no recovering from his Coffee Cakes complexion. I feel bad for the fucker.

by KellieV123 October 19, 2007

coffee ninja

Any person who has extreme skills in the ancient art of coffee.

In Starbucks world, usually the people who wear the black aprons or the person you never see yet magically makes a yummy beverage appear in your hand.

Random dude, " So what do you do for a living".
Coffee ninja, "I'll show you".
disappears in thin air and reappears with a triple grande upside down marble mocha macchioto in hand.

by ShaneDeMatt April 9, 2010

coffee bitch

A person whom, if they don't have their coffee in the morning, becomes a complete bitch

i.e. never dare this person to go a day without coffee, because you will regret it!

Coffee Bitch: OMG You wouldn't want to know me if I don't have my coffee!

Normal Guy: Jeez dude you're such a Coffee Bitch!

by Fooper April 11, 2007

Leaded Coffee

Coffee that is highly caffeinated. A strong brew.

Waitress, please give me a cup of Leaded Coffee. I want the good stuff.

by ConversationStarter May 19, 2010