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Colton

Colton has a very long shlong and is usually on the sex offender registry
Colton’s shlong rearranged my guts
by Bigman boy June 9, 2022
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Colton

Colton has a very long shlong and is usually on the sex offender registry
Colton rearranged my guts
by Bigman boy June 9, 2022
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Colton

Oh where to start with my Colton. He's just everything, including an awesome boyfriend to me. He always laughs at your jokes even when he doesn't think they're funny. He always has the biggest smile when he enters a room. Even a classroom. He's respectful, and so loving to everyone in his life. Including the annoying people and his "enemies".. I quoted enemies cause he never has one.. we'll name enemies the people that don't spark his interest haha. He's talented and gets great grades every school year. In this, I'm not just writing about my Colton. I'm sure every Colton in this world is just as unique. I'm just describing everything about mine.
by kenzadoodle :) June 15, 2022
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colten

Self believed savior. One who is righteous without example or cause. See also; douchebag. Most likely the only biological male capable of pregnancy.
Person 1: Did you see how impressively I accomplished that?!

Person 2: Stop being a Colten, all you did was take the garbage out and ripped the bag trying to get out the door.
by Na² June 28, 2022
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Colton

A Viking warrior who has Scandinavian blood and only fancy's Swedish women.
ex colton
by mrthiccums July 20, 2022
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Coltening

The act of repeating a stupid phrase or sound from a meme when someone asks you why you are doing something stupid.
Dude, I was talking to Ean and when I asked him why he wasn’t online yesterday he just said “BRUH” and didn’t answer my question. He was fucking Coltening.
by RosaParksBarber July 27, 2022
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by coltoncockermouth July 30, 2022
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