Colorado Christian University

A private Christian school in Lakewood, Colorado. Known for it's exploitation of it's students through the facade of faith and Christian principles for financial gain. This once phenomenal institution for one to experience true integration of faith and learning through diverse interesting opinionated staff, deep intellectual courses, and considerate honorable student body has recently fallen into a student body of vipers, brain washing narrow minded professors, and corrupt and/or naive administration who see the students who attend as nothing more than dollar signs.

Girl:"I've had such a terrible time getting my class schedule together this semester. It's like my LDC advisor just wants me to stay in school so I'll pay and really isn't interested in offering me good advice for my college career."

Boy: "Colorado Christian University didn't even give me an advisor till my junior year..."

by Franklin Ovation March 31, 2009

Coletrain

A badass party; a rave; kegger

Ryan-"Hey dude, what are you doing tongiht?"
Shane" Im just goint o a Coletrain, you should come"

by Ryan Coletrain July 14, 2009

university of colorado boulder

THE fucking sickest place ever, for all you motherfuckers that hate on it, shut the fuck up and go to the town. If you want to go to a town and not have to worry about anything and just chill out, look at the hottest girls in the country and smoke weed, THAN GO HERE

university of colorado boulder is the sickest place on the planet

by chillar November 11, 2008

contract

1. an arrangement to have someone murdered by a

professional criminal

2. any illegal or unethical arrangement

Those bastards have set up a contract and are targeting the Former Governor.

by The Return of Light Joker August 25, 2009

Colorado Bulldog

Vodka and Ensure.

Popular with Medical Interns, College Students, wanna-be-skinny-girls, and other busy people who combine food and "Drink" in a single, easy to consume beverage.

Doctor: "Would you like to hit the cafeteria for something to eat after work"
Resident: "No thanks, I' m beat, I am just going to go home have a Colorado Bulldog and hit the sack..."

by Dr. Jett Rink October 16, 2010

fixed-term contract

a fixed-term contract is any contract of employment that will terminate:
-on the expiry of a specific term;
-on the completion of a particular task;
-on the occurrence or non-occurrence of any other specific event other than the attainment of retiring age

This post will be offered as a fixed-term contract with an end date of 30 September 2005

by dEnIz March 14, 2005

Walking Contradiction

Someone who is constantly talking nonsense but thinks he/she is spitting nothing but the facts and is just a prime example of a walking contradiction

Troy Birtell is the perfect example of a walking contradiction. End of story.

by Everyoneandanyone March 8, 2010