cocktail

when your erect dick (cock) is halfway in your sex partners anus there for looking like they have a cock for a tail

"when i walked in on u and that chick last night it looked like she had the biggest cocktail"

by Brandon Matte January 20, 2008

cocktail baby

An affectionate term for a child born of racially mixed parents.

whilst some would call Lola 'caramel coloured' she was indeed a 'cocktail baby'

by dainish March 24, 2008

Cocktail Lobotomy

Being extremely drunk and being very happy. On the way to blackout city.

"Look at Joe over there, he's drank so much that he's had a cocktail lobotomy"

by Zven January 30, 2009

honeymoon cocktail

This is a sexual act where the male places his penis the female's anus, urinates, and then drinks the urine out of the anus. Works perfectly well for homosexual males also.

On their wedding night, Dick gave Jane a honeymoon cocktail after fucking her silly.

by JODT April 11, 2010

mixed cocktail

when power or battery operated tools are used on a mans nut sac while receiving head.

- Dam dude I didn't know that chick was such a good bartender!

-She isn't a bartender, she works in the book store.

-Well I sure got a buzz from her sucking down my mixed cocktail

by 1 lone monkey June 24, 2010

Cockstability

(Verb) The act of giving dick on a frequent manner to a chick who is demanding something stable between both parties involved. Usually involves the woman asking for a serious commitment while the man only wants to fuck. The man just wants to show he's committed to sex.

Rachael: I feel we need to define and establish a stable relationship going forward! I'm tired of all the uncertainty, I need to know what you are willing to offer.

Dave: Frankly my dear, at this moment all I can offer you is some cockstability!

by drr10 May 30, 2013

mazeltov cocktail

A "Jewish good luck" alcoholic beverage that unexpectedly blows up in your face when you're about to take a sip.

Mazeltov cocktails are indeed extremely startling and traumatic. If said explosive concoction is carefully formulated to be non-injurious, though, but merely to scare da livin' crap outta da "victim", it can sometimes be effective in getting him to stop drinking altogether, just like da infamous snapping/shocking cigarette-pack is intended to encourage someone to "kick da habit", since da booby-trapped box's acutely-unwelcome "surprise" will make da smoker always warily think twice before "lighting up" in da future.

by QuacksO November 10, 2018