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Cream of the Cock

In the Cock world, pardon the pun, but this is the cock that rises to the top.
Lorene was at a swingers party last weekend, and she was searching for the Cream of the Cock. So, she invited all men to sit before her, and get as erect as they have ever been. This guy Jeff put his best foot forward, and by foot I mean 12 incher, so for that night he was the Cream if the Cock! Unfortunately, Jeff made it three pumps before shooting his little load. Asshole.
by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020
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tough talk for a fella with a small cock

when you try to roast sonic and he says back “tough talk for a fella with a small cock” you instantly die.
you: “sonic you are gay

sonic: “tough talk for a fella with a small cock
by snitsgrits May 12, 2020
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cock oven

A vagina... particularlly if it is cold outside.
Man these assless chaps are making my wang cold. How about I stick it in your cock oven?
by nards deep December 14, 2008
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Cock and Ball Nurture

Cock and Ball Nurture (CBN) is the opposite of Cock and Ball Torture. It is when the cock and balls are well taken care of, nourished, and encouraged to thrive.
Cock and ball torture? No thanks, I prefer cock and ball nurture!
by moringua raitaborua August 15, 2019
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give me your cock

A phrase someone says when they want a person's cock.
Jim: How are you doing today, Dave?
Dave: give me your cock, Jim.
by 23dogeman23 May 22, 2020
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Cocomelon

mom: hears cocomelon
also mom:throws away child
by Ilovedannydevito September 9, 2021
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Spokane Cocaine

Methamphetamine manufactured in a bathtub or any number of rudimentary fashions around the Ozarks region.

Slang coined by legendary bluegrass band Big Smith "Trash"
You come to Nixa
The fuzz'll fix ya
Yea the Spokane Cocaine it'll six ya
Cause the redneck knows how the greenbacks flow
They got their bathtubs dopin' up the hicks, yeah
by Maxxpowers January 14, 2013
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