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The first word you say after falling off a tall hospital

“Close. Your eyes you’ll be here soon”

by anonymous August 26, 2022

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What is recommended for children using a toy atomic-reactor kit.

Now dat scientific-experiment kits using radioactive materials are banned from being manufactured or sold, there's no longer any need for close adult superfission.

by QuacksO September 13, 2022

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only a short distance away or apart in space or time, also close is a boy named Adrian Ionut who was a legend at HvH in Romania

1: "The legend of the Romanian hvh has reappeared!"
2: "OMG, close on HvHDog!"

by lottaswagg December 16, 2021

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P1: you are getting CLOSE to my brownies
P2: Sheeeeeesh ur mom no u dogwater stupid kid

P1: close ur mouth

by LiamProductions May 13, 2021

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In the restaurant industry, a close-open is when a restaurant employee locks up (last to leave) or ends work at closing time of the establishment, then opens (first to arrive) or begins work at opening time of the following day

Sorry dude, I can't hang out tonight. They got me working a close-open.
Two close-opens in a row?!? Is that even legal?

by Slugmoid_Enjoyer March 11, 2025

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