Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD)

Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD) is a non-contagious infection that usually attacks the main nervous system, it is contracted from prolonged exposure to the human species Homo Chrisus, or the individual called "Christie Nonna," it slowly cripples the inflicted with constant thoughts of Homo Chrisus.

Some early symptoms may include:
- Separation anxiety from Homo Chrisus
- Hearing Homo Chrisus' voice during immense periods of silence
- Tiredness and Fatigue when not in a room with Homo Chrisus

If left untreated, CCD might cause:
- Tiredness and Fatigue
- Constant desire to worship Homo Chrisus
- Obsession
- Insomnia

Treatment of CCD is simple and quick, consisting of physical hugs and kisses from Homo Chrisus

"That guy looks kinda tired lately, is he okay?"

"He got Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD), pretty bad too"

"Damn..."

by MusicOjiisan May 21, 2022

Jonny Christie

The closest thing to greatness, humans can get or to be used as an excuse to get out of things

Why did you just throw that stone at that bird, "jonny christie

by Unidentified great object June 13, 2022

Bobby Christensen

Bobby Christensen has the most rizz of all, he has more rizz than Emil Hansen, he can get any girl that he wants.

Bobby Christensen is the rizz god

by Emil Hansen November 10, 2022

Dirty Christen

After applying spray deodorant under your titties and immediately forgetting you put it there, engaging in a hefty titty fuck, then sucking your partner off and essentially poisoning yourself.

"Gurrllls , I totally Dirty Christen'd myself again, I srsly need to stop doing so much before these romps."

by Octobabe July 2, 2023

Columbus Christening

Originally from Columbus, Ohio, this act involves dumping a concoction of BBQ sauce and semen (preferably human) onto someone's head, simulating a Baptism.

"My girl wanted to feel like a born-again Christian, so I gave her the ol' Columbus Christening."

by akaRakxm September 28, 2023

Cheesy Christening

A woman collects her clit cheese and mixes it with a mans smegma. You then get puff pastry and make cheese twists out of the smegma. After this the man uses the “cheese twist” as a dildo, preferably while the woman is on her period to add “ketchup”. The woman also uses another one as a butt plug for the man, and once they both finish they eat eachothers cheese twists. After this, they throw it up into a bowl and mix in both their shit and piss, then both “christen” eachother by pouring it on eachothers heads.

Do you want to try cheesy christening with me, grandma?

by I touch little kiddies January 21, 2026

slAgatha Christie

A woman that has many sexual partners at the same time, and also reads books.

Usually they have a very basic name such as Rose.

Shut up Slagatha Christie.
I've just spent last night over at Slagatha Christie's House.

by Jeffistani Warrior December 16, 2024