Idiot. Christian is super stupid and annoying. If you are to have the horrible luck of being his friend im sorry. You probably already knew. He also has no friends and will always be stalking you. He is attracted to everyone and everyone hates him. He never shuts up and talks about the weirdes things. And if you try to hide from him he always finds you~Why are you even searching this name up?
Ugh! Christian is so annoying and dumb! I know! and today he searched up innapropiate stuff! AGAIN! Ay Christian!
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