Charmandering

The act of lighting your ex pet bunny on fire and then spilling paprika on it when you're throwing a plastic Walmart Pokeball at it

Ex: Brb I'm going to kiss my kid goodnight
you: ok
you: *looks at bunny* I will do it
5 mins later
Ex: I'm back, sorry I'm la- OH MY GOD
You: IM CHARMANDERING YOUR F*CKING PET

by Just a man on urban March 20, 2022

Charmix

A pair of a shiny silver badge and a purse you get after facing your biggest fear. It also makes you stronger despite no major outfit change :D

Gals, let's use our charmix to defeat the dark phoenix
Gals: YEAH YUH PERIODT SLAY GIRLBOSS

by 2pawsup August 5, 2022

Charmin Bears

A mascot for the brand Charmin, they are the definition of all evil and cause chaos. They are beings of pure evil and nightmares. Beings of pure filth and will kill you in a moment’s notice.

Me: I am going to kill the Charmin bears

Someone else: nice

by CharminBearHater#1 March 18, 2023

ball charmer

One whom can charm balls or make balls happy.

Tracy was a ball charmer on her birthday. She is a very skilled ball charmer.

by Tanya =) December 9, 2008

Abaa Charmus Kenobi

The respelling of Barack Hussein Obama.

Help us, Abaa Charmus Kenobi, you're our only hope.

by starwards September 16, 2009

Maiyi Charm

A Mai Charm is a charm that let's you know that you are being watched, when ever and where ever. It is as small as a baby mouse, and resembles the actual Maiyi Sakino in a chibi form. It gives you luck on and rubs high self esteem making you feel like a good person no matter what kind of mood you are in. It is a little screaming fan doll that clings to you even if you don't want it to. It is given the moment Maiyi Sakino lays eyes on you and will not disappear unless you cause harm to her. If that happens you will be curse for 1000 years, you will be forever sick, unloved and dying from a flesh eating disease that will take away your flesh painfully and slowly. It will rot your core, eat out your eyes and leave you as dust in the middle of your bedroom floor. If you lose your Mai charm (Become out of touch with Mai) She will find you, hide in your closet and kill you because you have lost her.

Maiyi Charm is a doll that is willing to fan girl about everything and anything about you.

Maiyi charm is a doll that will follow you like a true stalker even if you do not desire it.

Maiyi charm is a doll that will fuck you up if you lose it or break it. That is a warning.

To sum it up Maiyi charm is a stalking doll, that will fan girl about you day or night, watch you in your sleep, wake up with you in the morning, clean you in your shower and do everything with you no matter what.

by TheWtfFangirlOfYourLife December 9, 2012

dick charm

When someone's douche bag antics become part of why others like them.

I don't know why I like that asshole James. I guess he just has dick charm.

by luke6377 January 1, 2013