chode

A particularly short penis which is wider than it is long. Usually very difficult to handle, both in the metaphorical and literal sense. Named after a form of sausage which is pathetically small.

A: "Didn't you say you slept with Bob on Wednesday?"
B: "Yeah but it was shit,"
A: "Why's that?"
B: "Well, I went to give him a quick blowy, but I couldn't get my lips around his pancake chode. It was like trying to eat a cheese wheel vertically"

by deltah404 October 16, 2021

Chode Snake

An extremely annoying or contemptible person.

"have you met that Dale guy that used to have that fake newspaper?"

"I have, and he's a real fuckin' chode snake."

by the Chame-Loc'ster July 28, 2023

cock sucking chode blower

Someone who thinks that they are the shit but instead should eat shit

Dan: Hey paul i got invited to the big party cause im cool
Paul: dan stop being a cock sucking chode blower ya fat cunt

by Bigdaddykooni April 27, 2017

Chode

The piece of skin between the balls and ass.

He pissed me off so I kicked him in the chode.

by slick willy May 13, 2005

chode

A penis which is wider than it is long. Alternate usage: an asshole frat guy who is totally useless, much like a penis which is wider than it is long.

Look at that chode with his frosted hair and his collar popped.

by Prince Albert XXX September 29, 2006

chode

It is when a the circumference of the penis exceeds its length when it is erect. It is quite rare and very unattractive. Short Fat People ussually have chodes as peoples penises ressemble their body.

normal penis 8====D
chode penis 8=D

"i saw rogers chode and his knob was as big as the rest of his penis"
"jimmy could not fuck jenny as his chode was too fat to penetrate her"

by t3h1337h4xx0r September 19, 2008

chode

a penis that is wider than it is in length

by sheepello July 5, 2003