cripple whipper

cripple whipper is when you find a crippled person a then grab him/her and start hitting people with them to make the people you are hitting also crippled!

Joe pasquarlie didn't like elton john so nipple hair started to cripple whipper peter pan with a cripple the ghandi was not happy so calvin cline kicked him down the stairs.

by kikasskiwi February 18, 2009

chipped

beat vagina, comes complete with flappy lips.

get that chipped ham out of my face!

by The Real Rick March 14, 2007

Chipped chopped ham

A worn out pussy that has been used and abused from years in the porn industry, working the streets, or just because the girl is a dirty, dirty whore. It is referred by this name due to the pink and white marble colors that resemble the look of America's most loved lunch meat. =P

Did you see that girl in that porn last night? Her pussy was soo beat up it looked like Chipped Chopped Ham!

by Dalton B. Mangrum May 11, 2008

Cripple

If by whatever you said you meant it's a filthy retarded cripple that is inferior to anyone without a binder.

The cripple has a binder full of information outlining the ways in which it is retarded.

Guy 1 "Hey, can I see your binder?"

Guy 2 "I don't have a binder. I'm not a retarded Crippycrapable."

by Hym Iam November 20, 2020

chimples

Chest pimples

You have large chimples

by MHD April 1, 2003

The Chipper

The male consumes large quantities of deep fried greasy food preferably a King Rib and a Cheese ‘N’ Burger supper with a few pickled onions thrown in for good measure, a few hours later and with a massive turd brewing the male should insert a clear tube from his ass to the other end that is gaffer taped to his girlfriends mouth. When hes ready to shit begins to smear brown sauce and sarsons brown vinegar onto her minge whilst shagging her arse! In true Scottish Style must be wearing jimmy hats and a kilt towel and swigging from a bottle buckie while pummelling his burd In a smelly run down council flat!! When he’s ready to shoot his muck he bursts into ‘Och Aye the noo Jimmy’ or 'You'll never take our freedom'

You know that rank bird Chantelle? Well I went round to her stinking council flat in Pilton and let her have 'The Chipper' big style! She'll be picking bits of cheese 'N' Burger oot her teeth for days!

by The Sweaty Jock August 18, 2009

chimplechops

1.Originating from chimp. Affectionate or insulting name given to any person being a claart.

2.The cheeks of a chimp or a claart

1. 'Alright chimplechops, how goes it you smelly ape?'

2. 'Look at the chimplechops on that!'

by Wwoolly January 5, 2006