Small, dirty urchins who have been known to:
1) Beg for food
2) Steal anything not strapped down
3) Hit Soldiers and Marines with
rocks then disappear into a crowd
4) Grow up to become terrorists themselves
5) Learn to drive by the age of 8
6) Play soccer
7) Can consume multiple bags of
skittles in very little time
8) Get slapped around by a Male Iraqi adult
9) Have mastered the Western "Middle
Finger"
(Iraqi Children) Mista, Mista! MRE, MRE.
(
Soldier) Fuck off.
(Iraqi Children) Fuck off you (flips
Bird)
(
Soldier to other Soldier) Keep those little shits away from the antennas.