The Golden Chain

When a girl tries to squirt the mans semen back on his chest after sex and accidentally pees instead.

After Ross and Jessica had sex she straddled his chest and tried to squirt his semen back out on his chest to give him his own pearl necklace and peed on him instead giving him a “the golden chain”.

by Ooooopsy July 30, 2019

like a chainsaw to my sack

A phrase vocalized when in a situation of extreme disappointment

Bro, that's like a chainsaw to my sack

by Ed from Good Burger January 31, 2020

put the pussy on the chain wax

trying to force a newly made up inside joke

Kevin: Yo that shit was Papatastisch!

John: Don't put the pussy on the chain wax ...

Kevin: Why do you care so much?

by incubiYantraRod August 23, 2023

Chain Fap

To fap in rapid succession.

Dude, everytime Eonsdizzle hears somthing about politics he chain faps like a mad man.

by Captain Explode October 21, 2006

Chain-Thinking

To conjure the thought of one thing that reminds you of another. Which creates an ongoing process either to eventually return to the thought at hand or move onto something completely different.

Thinking that your thirsty, leading to what you want, to what brand, to what brand you like better, leading to another brand of something completely different such as clothes, than what brand you like, leading to you want to shop, than thinking of money that you dont have, leading to you need a job, etc etc

when i wanted to shop, chain-thinking went into effect and i forgot i had no money and needed a job.

by Thomas Milione November 24, 2007

ChainTubing

When watching one Youtube video leads to clicking on related videos until you realize you've been doing it for way too long.

Wife: "Why were you up so late last night? You knew you had that presentation at work today!"

Husband: "I'm sorry, I clicked that Youtube link your sister sent me and ended up ChainTubing until like 4am."

by Kc April 20, 2009

Chainer

An extremely unruly person, such as might need to be "kept on a chain."

When he's drunk, he's the world's biggest chainer.

by Coz the Shroom May 27, 2010