carson the fuckboy

A person who lies to there friend

“He’s such a Carson”. Total Carson the fuckboy

by Smartstfrancisgirls January 30, 2018

Carson

A person whose dick is less than 3 centimeters.

His penis looks like Carson’s.

by Lofus69 May 7, 2018

Carson

He's really desperate. He can be a pervert! He wants to fuck me 'cause I'm senpai ;) ~ Nadia~Senpai

OMG CARSON RAPED MY CHICKEN! D:

by KISSMYASSBITCHES September 2, 2018

Carson

Carson is an idiot but can be really funny

Carson: ligma

Random dude: ligma what
Carson: ligma balls!!!!!!

by Carson90 January 10, 2019

Carson

a buff male who often go to the pool by himself and talks to strangers

Kelly: So i was laying out at the pool today this really hot creeper came up and started talking to me.

Kaitlyn: omg what a Carson

by picklesworth12345 August 12, 2009

Chardonnay

Chardonnay:
An overly obsessed, gospel freak who constantly plots towards the demise of her friends. She currently from her physical and mental areas, and seeks attention the weirdest ways. She complains on tasks that don't matter, and has many momentary happenstances that disconnects herself from the world. Chardonnay is the girl that everyone calls odd. She’s self involved and conceitedly stuffy.

Girl, don't go Chardonnay on me.
Ooo, she completely Char'ed on me.
Hold my earrings, I'm about to pull the sweet chardonnay outta' this girl.
You know she's a char, look at her jeans.

by Keith1111111 January 9, 2008

cHarmony

an official dating website for "sexy" cats. Specifically NOT to be used by ugly cats. (cats can and will be rated ugly or sexy). this website is used by all of about 5 people and they will be lonely for the rest of their lives. MEOW.

"Hey friend, I'm feeling pretty lonely today"
"Me too, lets go check out cHarmony!!!"
"whats that?"
"a site where my cat gets more action than I do"

Tiger: Shalom! I'm a SUT looking for a SUQ!"

by CrazyCatChicks December 18, 2011