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Disney Channel

Disney Channel is a prime example of how wonderful television can be, when it comes to the ability the change the channel.
In reality, it is a trash heap filled with wasted potential and dumb stereotypes. Disney used to make wonderful animated classics like Aladdin, Toy Story, and Bug's Life. But now it contains a slew of unoriginal "comedies" with stereotypical characters and luagh-tracks every ten seconds to crap that is not funny at all.
Here's my proof:

*Expresses a phony high school enviroment so when the young viewers actually get there, they expect a G-Rated place, when it's anything but. (You also don't get to hang out of class for 20 minutes)
*Jokes are terrible
*Plots are all based around one thing: "normal" teenagers with a unique twist, (i.e. on a dance TV show, a pop star, WIZARDS)
*Also by some coincidence, all the actresses in real life become whores and drug addicts, (Miley Cyrus, Demi Lavato), and the actors all are faggots, (Joe Jonas, Phil Lewis), on the show and in the real world.
The only show that's good is Phineas & Ferb which is the only show that lasted longer than 4 seasons.
Disney Channel, Good Luck Charlie, Hannah Montana, Jessie, So Random!, Shake it Up!, etc.
by 2_Z_Zach December 18, 2012
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Swestian Channel

Phrase created by pewdiepie as a joke, to describe his Swedish/Christian channel.🙏
Pewds: "What the f*ck" -"Sorry, this is a swestian channel"
by JPSJYHFYB December 14, 2017
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da me candela

"Dar candela" literally translates to "give the candle/fire." It's used in Puerto Rican slang to describe being given or giving a hard time.

SN: I'm Puerto Rican and have NEVER heard it used to reference anal sex though I can see how it'd work.
"Da me candela" would mean "Give me the candle."
"Este nene me esta dando candela!" would mean "This boy is giving me a hard time!"
"Si ella no me deja quieta, le doy candela!" would mean "If she doesn't leave me alone, I'll give her the fire!"
by BoricuaMami1159 April 23, 2017
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channel 5

Absolute crap
What the Hell is channel 5?????
Shite programs
Man 1 - We can either watch channel 5 or eat your son
Man 2 - get your knife and fork out
by hahaha July 22, 2003
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Chandler

Girl: I got fucked by a real Chandler last night, it was way better than Will could ever do!
by LevMehArone June 7, 2020
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Chanel

Chanel is a designer brand founded originally by a woman named Coco Chanel. Her designs are known for portraying style, class, beauty. Chanel is a favorite among the wealthy and upper middle class. You can find a Chanel logo on just about anything, (purses to sunglasses,clothes to keychains..ect.)
Head on over to Saks or Neiman Marcus to find your very own Chanel product.
by miss_sixty July 15, 2008
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Chanelle

Chanelle and I have changed a lot. We've met different people and have become different people. I have always had fun with Chanelle. She is an amazing person and should not let others bring her down. You will always be my friend..even if you do not accept me as your friend.
by Sam April 21, 2005
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